It was a sad day for the Ministry of Wizards when their beloved bureaucratic robot, Benno the Bureaucrat, met his untimely demise. Benno had always been a thorn in the side of the wizarding community with his constant paperwork and regulations. But no one could have foreseen that his demise would come in the form of a swimming pool. That's right, Benno the Bureaucrat drowned in the Ministry's swimming pool while trying to do paperwork in the shallow end. The wizards all stood around the pool in shock, but secretly many of them couldn't help but laugh at the irony of it all.

"Rest in peace, Benno. You won't be missed."